A Woman's POV
This Woman's Super Graphic Facebook Post About Pregnancy Sex Is Hilariously Honest
Love pregnant sex because it makes you feel like an orgasmic Aphrodite? This woman doesn't feel that way. In fact, she has such strong feelings about it that she took Facebook to getveryreal about what it's like to (try to) get frisky when you're housing a human-to-be in your body. Spoiler alert: mot glamorous.
Mom blogger Mel Watts, AKA , wrote a post is so detailed, you can almost consider it a piece of art. She starts out: "Pregnant intimacy — okay, let's not get fancy, pregnant sex. You know there are some women who thrive when they're pregnant. They love a bit of loving from the big D and then there's people like me," she wrote. Yes, the Big D.
"We try," she concedes. "I really think we do.I know how I got in this situation and I promised myself this time would be different. I'll embrace it, I said. I'll thrive, I said. I'll love him so much more, I said. I'm going to be the best sex goddess ever when pregnant, I said."
And then, she gets real. Very real.
"Well, here I am," she writes. "Beach whaled [sic] AF. Sweaty.Wearing a liner — not because I'm that kind of wet. I have a rash on my stomach from stretching skin. My breasts are weapons they'll knock anyone out. Heavy breathing. My last shaving job was a touch-a-feel job. I'm filled with 10 fingers, 10 toes, and all sorts of body parts that stick out."
But her husband doesn't seem to mind, because he's a decent person!
"And he'd still happily call me beautiful and sexy," she writes. "Like what is wrong with this man? I'm at my worst. I'm leaking, I stink, I moan and grown, I'm hairy and I reckon I'd have more sweat under my titties than he'd have in his gooch on the hottest summers day."
Cue Celine Dion's "The Power of Love."
"And he still wants me. Maybe he's one of those people that likes this kinda situation? Or maybe he is just an amazing, caring, doting and a terrible liar partner of an over emotional stretched pregnant wife. Either way — I'll keep him." Sounds like a good choice.
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